Friday, February 25, 2011

Go With What Works

   My mom once told me that her coworkers kept stealing the expensive specialty coffee creamer she took to work. Apparently they thought it was a free-for-all condiment like ketchup or mustard or salt and they kept using it up rather quickly. I suggested that she start writing her name on the bottle in permanent marker.
   "No," she said, "I have a better idea. I'm going to put my creamer in one of these Gatorade bottles and remove the label."
   "That's brilliant, Mom! They won't even know what it is!"
   "And then I'm going to write 'breast milk' on it."

   My mom is a genius.


Lisa said...

LMAO! That is just awesome! Your mom is a genius! So devious!!!

Madeleine said...

Love it!

Emily said...

I've got a few spare (unused) breast milk bags if she want to really commit to this plan.