My mom once told me that her coworkers kept stealing the expensive specialty coffee creamer she took to work. Apparently they thought it was a free-for-all condiment like ketchup or mustard or salt and they kept using it up rather quickly. I suggested that she start writing her name on the bottle in permanent marker.
"No," she said, "I have a better idea. I'm going to put my creamer in one of these Gatorade bottles and remove the label."
"That's brilliant, Mom! They won't even know what it is!"
"And then I'm going to write 'breast milk' on it."
My mom is a genius.
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3 comments:
LMAO! That is just awesome! Your mom is a genius! So devious!!!
Love it!
I've got a few spare (unused) breast milk bags if she want to really commit to this plan.
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