Pivot Toes and Derby Bruises

My feet, they're gross. So I got a pedicure this weekend. My grand master plan was to get stars on my big toes so I could have "jammer toes," but that didn't work out. Instead, I have pivot toes!

I also am bruised. It's self-inflicted by accidentally kicking myself with my own skate, but it looks impressive nonetheless.

My apologies to anyone who is freaked out by feet.