Sock it to You: A Batty Giveaway

Mondays suck. What would make today suck less? Free stuff!

So let me ask you a question: how awesome are these socks?

They're soft, stretchy and knee-high. Perfect for derby, Halloween or a Monday at the office. Don't you wish they were yours?

I was lucky enough to win these socks from Stripped Gears Roller Derby Boutique a month ago. They're hilarious. Or precious. Or butt-kicking. And Stripped Gears does a great job of stocking socks that fit a wide range of calf sizes.

They're just not really "me." So who wants to give them a good home? They're brand-new, never opened.

Here's all you have to do:
Step 1: Click here and "like" Cooking On Skates on Facebook.
Step 2: Comment below with your ideal derby name. This can be your actual derby name, something you'd use if Two Evils didn't reject it, or what you'd go by if you played.
Step 3: Include your real name (that I can find you on Facebook with) in the comment.

Entries are due by tomorrow (Tuesday) at midnight. I'll use a random number generator to pick a winner from the comments. Then I'll check Facebook to make sure you really "liked" me. The winner will have these 100%-pure-awesome socks in their hands within a week. If I see you, I'll deliver. If you don't leave in the KC metro, I'll ship to you!

Gimme some love and I'll give you some socks. Happy Monday!